this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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