if only i could text you this smell
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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