i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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