If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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