would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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