I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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