Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
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I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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