At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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