we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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