I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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