At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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