Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
