Soap is not a condiment
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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