420 ftw
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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