The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He shit in the fireplace
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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