conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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