in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You are the jesus of drinking
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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