Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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