im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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