is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
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I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Can I color on your dick again?
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I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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