he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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