So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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