no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Randomize
