how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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