wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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