I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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