I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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