return my video game
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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