I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
When are your genitals available?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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