Rock
Scissors
Fuck
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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