Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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