you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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