problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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