Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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