just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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