My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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