people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
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How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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