I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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