do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
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