Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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