Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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