I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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