This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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