his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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