All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I love you.
Bad choice
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