dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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