My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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