Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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