fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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