okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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