Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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