I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
