Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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