so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
did i just pee glitter
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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