omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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