summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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