Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
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Oh Jesus.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
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I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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