So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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