just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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