Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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